Para Sa Banal Na Aso At Santong Kabayo Dahil Simbang Gabi Na

Ito na, malapit na natin ipagdiwang and birthday ni Jesus and ofcourse, we count down to His day with simbang gabi! Ayan na, lalabas na ang mga jejemon, banal na aso at santong kabayo. Ano ba naman yung makita ko nanaman yung pekpek shorts na suot mo sa pinakamalapit na upuan sa altar diba? Ano ba naman yung makita ko yung backless na shirt mo, aba, hindi k aba nilalamig? Ay sabagay baka kasi malamig na talaga  ang pasko mo. Lol. Ano ba naman yung Makita ko yung tsinelas mo diba? Ano ba naman yung makita ko yung micro mini skirt mo with matching tube or tank top diba? Ano ba naman yung makita ko yung kili-kili mong puno ng buhok dahil kuya yung sando mo yung cut sa sleeves ubod ng baba diba? Ano ba naman yung makita ko lahat ng yan? Eh alam ko naman na tao lang ako na katulad mo, pero ano ba naman yung makita ka ng Diyos, mga pari at madre na ganyan suot mo sa bahay ng Panginoon diba? DIBA? MAHIYA KA NAMAN. Huwag ka mahiya sakin, mahiya ka sa Spirito Santo, mahiya ka sa Kanya.

“This is a free country, I can wear whatever the hell I want!” ayan ba ng sinasabi mo sakin ngayon? WHO CARES! ONE THING: HIYA, yan lang sasabihin ko sayo.

“Bakit bawal ba ang shorts sa simbahan? Wala naman ha?” Bulag ka ba o ngbubulgbulagan ka lang? Sa bawat simbahan na pupuntahan mo meron silang guidelines ng kung ano ang pwede at hindi mo pwede suotin sa simbahan. Next time, hanapin mo and take note, okay?

“This is what I like wearing, you shouldn’t care!” I care because I find you disrespecting our creator in His house, His territory, His temple.

“Shuwariwap kang bayot ka! Mamaru!” mas okay na magmamaru ako sayo kasi ang sinasamba is His words and His teachings, not your legs, not your cleavage or your back and not even your finely formed biceps with veins popping out as evidence of you lifting weights at the gym because for sure pinagpipiyestahan ka na ng ibang tao sa simbahan.

Ano? Kapal ng mukha ko mageleksyon sayo? “Practice what you preach”? Ganun?  I’m not a conservative person but every Sunday you will see me wearing a t-shirt, pants and flats praying, in short decent ang suot ko kasi nakakahiya na nakikita ako ni Lord na nagrereveal ng skin diba? Fashion statement mo ba and paglalabas ng legs? Who cares? Ano ba naman yung magsascrifice ka ng isang araw or 9 days para kay Jesus, who sacrificed so much for you?

How do you expect the nation to progress when you yourself can’t even follow simple rules? Yes, I’m discussing this because from small changes comes bigger changes, yeah? Jesus doesn’t deserve your disrespect, “Nagsisimba naman ako ah” yes you are but what are you wearing? “Ang importante nandito ako” oo nandito ka pero hawak mo telepono mo, naiintindihan mo ba yung homily ni Father?

Humugot nalang tayo para magkaintindihan tayo sa gusto ko sabihin “mas mahal niya kasi yung sarili niya kaysa sakin eh”.

Marry A Man Who Knows How To Cook

Marry a man who knows how to cook……. and wash the dishes!

Why? Because he knows how to clean his mess.

He knows how to clean up and doesn’t expect you to

He knows how to pick himself up, so you wouldn’t have to worry

You don’t need to ask him to because he already knows that he has to

He’s responsible for his actions and doesn’t put the hard part on you

He can create scrumptious dishes, make your tummy happy and keep your hands clean

He’s not sloppy, he’s not a slave nor is he under you. He’s a man, a gentleman.

A man who is independent and  gives you your time and space

A man you can rely on and even trust the laundry with

A man who doesn’t need another mother because he is no longer a boy

Yes, marry a man who knows how to cook and wash the dishes.

 

 

 

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